Jesse James just can’t stop the verbal diarrhea from pouring from his mouth. while the rest of the world hears the crap hitting the floor, he hears cash dropping.
James made a stop on Nightline to pimp his memoir ‘Dances With Whores: The Vanilla Gorilla Story.’ while there he cried about the fact that Sandra Bullock doesn’t let him within breathing distance of her or Louis.
“I’ve never seen Louis since everything happened, so a year. Sunny has only seen Sandra couple of times, but there has been no contact at all for several months.
I could only cry so much about [Louis] until I have to suck it up and keep a stiff upper lip and realize, Hey, [there are] three kids that I do have. I need to take care of them and not worry about the one that I don’t, you know, and I think that’s the lesson.”
He also whined about spending the last 5-6 years of his life worrying about Sandra and her preference that he keep his peen out of whatever strange he stumbled upon.
“I can’t worry about her anymore. I think I’ve spent the last 5 or 6 years worrying only about her and what she thinks and what I should do. you know like controlling all my movements. I think it’s time to start worrying about Jesse and making sure Jesse is happy.”
Isn’t that what landed him in the divorced boat? I digress. James continues in the interview about his “new life” and not needing “millions of dollars and licensing deals.” Regardless, that hasn’t stopped him from talking the subject of Sandra Bullock to death while trying to sell a book.
As if that wasn’t enough, Jesse James went on Howard Stern to talk about how Kat Von D is “100%” better in bed than Sandra.
I guess you really can’t expect class from someone who is less respectable than a Jabberwoky who forgets her son’s birthday, gives her grandchildren IOU’s for their birthday, suggests said grandchildren should have been given up for adoption only to turn around and have some drunk hose beast attempt to take the aforementioned grandkids so she can have a picture to show her friends so she doesn’t look like an C.U.N.Tuesday when they ask about her family.
Ok, I admit it…Jesse James looks like a gem comparatively. Touche Jesse James. Touche.