Scarlett Johansson is, like, totally hot for Joseph Gordon-Levitt. That’s right, she may be too sexy for the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo director David Fincher, but she’s apparently just sexy enough for Joseph. various big-mouthed friends and sources say the saucy little minxes were seen kissing in NYC last month and grabbed some chow together back in July. Which in tabloid speak means only one thing — adult cuddles! if it’s true, then mad props to ScarJo; between this and a rumored Bradley Cooper fling girlfriend be getting what’s hers in the wake of her Ryan Reynolds break-up. [US]
Sure to raise the ire of “real” hard-working moms everywhere, Katie Holmes put her foot in it when she dared to discuss how she balances the pressures of employment and motherhood. “As an actress who is also a mother, you don’t have the luxury of drama,” she told Marie Claire. Granted, she probably has an army of nannies at her disposal but stress is relative. oh, okay: attack winged monkeys, attack! Go for the eyes! [Celebuzz]
It looks like Alec Baldwin was prepping for work at Occupy Wall Street the other night, because just the next day the rest of the 30 Rock crew were out and about filming a protest of their own. With Tracy Morgan and special guest Denise Richards thrown into the mix, Liz Lemon took to the streets to talk about the bigger picture: “Can I share with you my worldview? all of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.” Fact. [Vulture]
Finally, the moment you haven’t been waiting for is here — Lindsay‘s latest mug shot! [E!] meanwhile, with Linds looking at time behind bars Dina puts her other cash cow, Ali, to work. She’s nothing if not a good mother … I mean stage mother. [E!] Which, in turn, leads to talk of muscle wastage and teen plastic surgery. [Radar] and might explain why Lindsay donated $50K to charity in her mom’s name. you know, to win back her affection. [ONTD] Papa Lohan clearly feels left out at this point so runs to the nearest camera to say horrible things about his eldest daughter. Which makes you feel sorry for her all over again, considering what ridiculous stock she comes from. and on and on it goes … [Daily Mail]
<a href="http://jezebel.com/5851638/its-on-between-scarlett-johansson-and-joseph-gordon+levitt/tag:news.google.com,2005:cluster=http://jezebel.com/5851638/its-on-between-scarlett-johansson-and-joseph-gordon levitt/Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:16:14 GMT”>It’s On Between Scarlett Johansson And Joseph Gordon-Levitt