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The Titular Head Of Panhandling

By Wyatt Earp | July 14, 2012

This woman puts the “ho” into hobo.

An Ohio woman is begging on the streets but she’s not homeless or desperately hungry – she wants bigger breasts. Much to the dismay of fellow beggars who desperately need money for food or a roof over their heads, the bikini-clad woman has been making money and turning heads with her plea for plastic surgery.

Holding a sign that reads ‘Not homeless. Need boobs’ the woman, who only identifies herself as Chrissy, 37, has been standing on a busy street corner in Akron, Ohio. Chrissy has been standing on the corner of Manchester Road and Carnegie Avenue with her sign and bodyguard.

She said: “I see people panhandling (begging) everyday, so why not panhandle for boobs? It’s original. I’ve never seen anybody else do it.”

I wonder if she’ll let her benefactors panhandle her boobs after the surgery?

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The Titular Head Of Panhandling