for a long time my longterm girlfriend has been obseessed with her looks even though i think shes beautiful and tell her so every day
a while back she suggested plastic surgery..i am dead against it because of the dangers of it..scarring etc.
but she wouldnt take no so one day she woke feeling really bad with a cold iseen my chance to show what could happen
i soaked her handkerchief in chloroform and crushed sleeping pils into her tea and when i was sure she was "out cold" i grabbed a kithchen knife and carefully cut her face several times
then i thumped her in the face a few times to give her a few bruises.. satisfied that she would now listen to me i went downstairs and watched my office season 2 boxset as i waited for her to wake..it was hilarious …ricky gervais is a god
anyway when i heard screaming from upstairs i went back up and calmy asked my girlfriend if she still considered plastic surgery
but she ran away …..how do i get her to take me back????