Kris Jenner’s Lip Blows Up Posted by Dirtiest 3 July, 2012 – 11:23 AM
The phrase ‘I think you’ve over done it love’ was made for this story.
The Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner has either been stung by a bee or has over done with the lip filler.
It’s claimed on the latest episode of Keeping Up… that she had a suffered a bad reaction to some food she had eaten.
Stop laughing at the back this is serious.
Don’t you find it odd that this allergic reaction has restricted itself just to her top lip? now I’m no expert but surely if you have an allergic reaction to food and it makes one lip swell up, surely the other would swell too or there would be a rash at least?
It also dawned on us that maybe it runs in the family. Remember daughter Kim suffered a similar reaction to botox in 2010? You don’t, have a look here.
After doing three seconds of research on the internet, the website Hollywoodlife.com had actually gone to the great length of obtaining the opinion of a real Doctor. Plastic surgeon Dr. Renato Calabria who was quite frank in his assessment. “It’s definitely not a food allergy. There is no food allergy that affects selectively one or the other lip! It is an abnormal swelling that could be caused by a large amount of the filler.”
Reality TV star Kris Jenner says she is more confident since having a facelift.
Kris Jenner is more confident since having a facelift.
The 56-year-old showbiz matriarch went under the knife last year ahead of her daughter Kim Kardashian’s doomed wedding to Kris Humphries and was thrilled with the results of the procedure.
Kris – who was recently believed to have had lip fillers – said: ”My lips were so inflated then because I had a terrible reaction to something – I’m having tests now to find out what happened.
”I definitely won’t be having any cosmetic work on my lips, but my facelift made me feel so much more confident about my looks.”
Kris insists she will never become a ”plastic surgery attic” but hasn’t ruled out undergoing anymore cosmetic procedures.
She added to Closer magazine: ”I could never be a plastic surgery addict because I hate going under general anaesthetic. however, I’d never say never to more work when I need it.”
I have a problem, and that problem is reality TV fame.
on Monday, Kim Kardashian announced she was divorcing her husband of 72 days. Days. That isn’t even three months. Are you kidding me?
Obviously, things must have gone sour. my guess as to when is from the moment a TV camera was put in front of anyone with the last name Kardashian.
for anyone unaware, the Kardashian family is considered famous for their deceased patriarch Robert Kardashian’s relationship with O.J. Simpson. The former LA lawyer and businessman answered Simpson’s call when he needed legal help in his infamous murder trial. Robert died from cancer in the early 2000s. he and wife Kris divorced in 1990 and she married former Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner in 1991.
Daughter Kim Kardashian became “famous” in early 2007 after a sex tape she made with her then-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray J, surfaced. By October 2007, the E! Channel began airing a reality show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” and we have been unable to escape Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and any other of their sisters whose name starts with “K” ever since (lone brother Robert Kardashian, Jr. is the only sibling without a first name that starts with a “K”).
And now, this family that’s famous for being famous are all multi-millionaires by sinking their money-grubbing hooks into innumerable products (clothing, shoes, fragrances, sunless tanning sprays, workout DVDs, just to name a few things) and by getting in the “news” in any way, shape or form possible.
this family is just one in a long line of people who gained a minimal amount of fame and attempted to run a marathon with it.
dare I say the name, “Speidi?”
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were mere nobodies when they were “cast” on MTV reality show, “The Hills.” The show became a success and, after Pratt and Montag became a couple and later married, the two went off the deep end into the world of selling out for fame.
this culminated in Montag undergoing 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day in early January 2010 at the age of 23. The surgeries were meant to help a singing career she was trying to start. It ultimately failed because she couldn’t sing and her voice was heavily auto-tuned.
Did I mention the two started a divorce rumor as a publicity stunt to try and help revive Montag’s career?
look at the “Jersey Shore” cast. They’re all a bunch of drunken morons who sleep around and are millionaires because of their “antics.”
what the hell happened to television? I remember the summer of 2000 when “Survivor” debuted to huge ratings and everyone couldn’t stop talking about “the death of TV and the rise of reality TV.”
I liked “Survivor,” at the time. I couldn’t even tell you the last time I watched an episode of the show. Or, for that matter, any reality TV shows at this point. The genre makes me want to shut off my brain.
I miss the days when scripted television didn’t constantly face the proverbial axe for being too expensive to produce thanks to the frugality of reality TV series.
Curse you, “Survivor.” You’re still on the air; still giving ordinary folks a taste of fame just like all the other reality shows out there.
But really, curse you reality TV show fame. You are a despicable thing akin to signing a deal with the devil. Stop ruining lives, especially mine.
Kevin N. Hume can be reached at kevin.n.hume@gmail.com or call directly 263-5636 ext. 14.
KRIS Jenner talks to Kyle Sandilands about the impending nuptials of daughter Kim Kardashian, the Vera Wang dress and her plastic surgery for the big day.
Following is a transcript of the interview on the Kyle and Jackie O Show.
Kris Jenner: She’s really excited, and it’s true, you think about this day your entire life…as soon as I had kids you start thinking about all the milestones that you’re going to come across through their childhood, and then when they get married it all comes flashing back at you in about five minutes, you’re like what just happened?!
Jackie O: when you saw the dress, did you think to yourself that is exactly the way she should be, or did you think you should change this Kim… did you have a say in it or did you let her do what she wanted to do?
Kris Jenner: This is her creation with Vera Wang, they’ve been working on this for a long time… if I tell you anything I’m going to have to kill your friend here, before I leave, and it would be really ugly.
Jackie O: We heard that the second Kim is seen in that dress and the world gets a glimpse of it, we can buy a replica…
Kris Jenner: I wish somebody would have told me so we would have gotten a discount!
Jackie O: The rumour was it was your idea.
Kris Jenner: Vera is a good friend, she is a genius when it comes to knowing how to dress her brides, so I can’t wait to see what she’s got up her sleeve….
Jackie O: So you haven’t seen it?!
Kris Jenner: No I haven’t, it’s been kept under lock and key.
Jackie O: Is there something you’re going to do differently yesterday, like enjoy yourself more and not be the one organising everything, something that you didn’t do last time at Khloe’s wedding…
Kris Jenner: I’m kind of a control freak, so me not organising something is just not going to happen… Khloe said to me, mum, I’m in love, Lamar and I are so in love, we don’t care if we go to the court house or Vegas they just wanted to do it, and was just like what? We are having a party!
Kyle: She doesn’t fall in love often, I thought she’d be the last one to get married not the first…
Kris Jenner: She never brought a guy home, never was in love. I was like, ahhh, is it April fools? so for her she didn’t care, it was like my dream wedding…. but Kim has very specific ideas, she wants things just so… we all defer to Kim so it’s more a matter of following her wishes and making sure she gets it exactly the way she wants.
Kyle: What about the green bridesmaids dresses?
Kris Jenner: The green? oh my, Kermit’s not getting married right…. like that scares me to death, if I walk into that wedding and I have a green dress I am not going down that aisle, I just want to go on record here saying we may have a problem here tomorrow people.
Jackie O: as a new mum myself I want to know, how do you keep your kids as your friends but also keep them in check and have some discipline, I heard that you would give the girls, for instance if they wanted a car, that you would give them a contract that said you can only have the car if you don’t do drugs, etc, and they would have to sign…
Kris Jenner: That is very true, it was their Dad… anytime they wanted some milestone gift like a car at 16, and they know their Dad has money, he was like not so fast missy, because this comes with a huge responsibility… I just wrote a book and I am really upset I didn’t tell that story. He did that, and here’s the thing I have gotten a lot of flack over the years, people would say you’re not supposed to be friends with your kids… well yeah you are, I did not spend my entire life raising six children which was the joy of my life… to the day they turned 21 to say I’m not your mum anymore…. It’s weird, we nurtured our kids and put a lot of time and energy into hopefully raising some really fabulous adults, it’s a joy to spend time with our kids.
Kyle: you look fantastic, you’re beautifully dressed she looks gorgeous.
Kris Jenner: I did have a little freshening up, Kim has walked around for the last few years calling me gobble gobble when it’s thanksgiving. She thought my chin was down to my waist. so I had a little… they take your chin and pull it up, so I’ve had a little ‘something something’, you’ll see it on the wedding special, they go right into the operating room with me.
Kyle: The show is very real, it doesn’t seem that anything is contrived, you air everything, I saw your daughter push a baby out… I was like I cannot believe that we are watching this, that was my first experience inside a room, I’m a 40 year old man!
Kris Jenner: We decided when we started doing the show, that the number one most important thing we could do was as a family to let it all hang out… when you make a decision like that… then the audience feels like you’re being authentic and real, and they get very invested in your life… what if we have not aired that, they would feel jibbed, like what we go down this whole pregnancy path a you’re not going to give us that? I feel like anything life changing…we owe it to our fans to share it with them.
Jackie O: Did Kim debate showing the wedding on TV or was it never a question?
Kris Jenner: Never a question. It’s a four hour wedding special.
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