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Cagle Post » Plastic Surgery: Keeping Celebrities Looking Old and Stupid

What motivates them? Don’t they have eyes with which to see? Can’t they tell that all plastic surgery looks the same?

—There’s the perpetually surprised face—There’s the retaining water face—There’s fat giant lips face

That’s it. those are the only options. some choose all three, saying, “I wanna look like a puffy lunatic, plus old.”

You would think that plastic surgery would evolve beyond cartoonishness, but it hasn’t. if a celebrity says “I wanna get my lips done,” what she actually means is, “I want my lips to look like two hotdogs.”

There are human lips, which come in all shapes and sizes and colors, and then there are plastic surgery lips, which come in one shape (fat), one size (vast), and one color (fluorescent pink).

Some of these women, instead of aging elegantly into grand dame-ness, have opted to spend their final years as complete freaks.

Nicole Kidman was once beautiful, but now she looks like a frozen Pillsbury Dough Boy. Joan Rivers was once funny, but now she’s horrifying.

Women are by far the largest consumers of plastic surgery. in the entertainment industry, there is only one type of breast implant as far as I can make out: “Ball Boobs”. but men get plastic surgery, too. Johnny Depp has started to look a little strange lately, for example. some men would rather be puffy than wrinkly. why, I don’t know. they get facelifts to look continuously surprised, the works. they just don’t do it in the numbers of women.

Ashley Judd has recently turned all puffy. Of course, she’s denying plastic surgery. they usually do. “I’ve never had plastic surgery,” says the person who so plainly had plastic surgery it boggles the mind with its cosmic obviousness.

I was talking with a friend about this and she said that you can’t spot the ones who get plastic surgery done well.

Then why get it done at all? I wondered. if you go under the knife and come out looking exactly the same, why not just look exactly the same and be done with it? Sorry, but you’re not going to look ten years younger all of a sudden. This is not “Dr. Who”. It’s reality (sort of). if someone actually did become ten years younger, it would be creep you out and you know it. but plastic surgery can’t do it, so not to worry. It can make you look inflated and balloon-like. It can make you as expressionless as a corpse. It can make you smoother, like the porcelain of a thoroughly cleaned toilet. but it can never, ever make you younger.

I suppose one could say a thing or two about how our society demonizes getting old, especially women who get old. One could also say something about impossible standards of beauty. but I’m too amazed at how off the mark plastic surgery really is to say anything at all about it. What about regular old possible standards of beauty? Plastic surgery actually turns them on their head. I simply have trouble wrapping my small town, mountain boy mind around why anyone would do this to their own face.

I reiterate my question from the first paragraph: don’t they have eyes with which to see?

Michael Kindt is writer living in South Dakota whose work has appeared in College Times, Midwest Lit Review and in the poetry anthology “It’s dark & Scary in here.” He’s the author of “Early Onset of Night, Volume One” and blogs at Early-Onset-of-Night.tumblr.com. Twitter: @MichaelKindt

Cagle Post » Plastic Surgery: Keeping Celebrities Looking Old and Stupid

Double Chin Reduction – How To Lose Chin Fat

No one plans on adding chins as we get older. But, stuff happens, and next thing we know chin fat deposits build-up to the point where we sport one or even two new chins. Sagging loose skin, body fat accumulations, a slow decline in neck and face muscle timbre and you’ve got the perfect storm combination for undermining your confidence and body image.

Clothes can mask a dough-boy middle aged body, but our neck and face hang out for the public to see, and judge. how to get rid of chin fat safely, effectively so that you can feel better about your body shape, to again feel more confident, youthful and attractive? Modern day answers for reducing chin fat trend towards science, technology and consumer convenience in the form of non invasive ultrasound and radio frequency treatment programs.

No Pain Low Impact Ultrasound for Chin Fat Reduction.

Everyone has seen the exam room images where the medical pro gently moves the ultrasound device over the pregnant mom’s belly, and images of the fetus appear in the overhead screen. Low impact, non invasive ultrasound for reducing chin fat is based to a large extent on this same technology concept. Here’s the difference. your board-certified physician is trained to apply slightly higher ultrasonic energy levels, all carefully calibrated to focus at a depth (sub-dermal) where your chin fat cells accumulate.

What happens next is that your chin fat cells naturally absorb the ultrasound energy, literally heating up until the cell structure collapses, making for a safe quick and effective extraction. how much chin fat can you lose? Bodies vary, however with several treatments spaced over weeks or a month, you could easily lose several pounds of unwanted chin fat.

How To Lose Chin Fat By Dissolving It.

Beginning in the 1950′s a range of fat-management drugs hit the market, principally for use in cardio-vascular and cholesterol reducing treatment programs. European cosmetic practitioners had the classic Ah hah insight when they realized that these same approved drugs might have another life in addressing body contouring challenges such as reducing chin fat. Lipodissolve is the 21st century outcome of the past 20 years of work in Europe and the USA to give people another safe, low impact non surgical options for reducing difficult-to-manage chin fat deposits.

Here’s the scoop on how Lipodissolve addresses chin fat accumulation without the need for wholesale chin or neck lift cosmetic surgery. your Lipodissolve treatment will be administered by a certified medical professional. Prior to treatment, you can co-opt a treatment plan as to how much chin fat you can realistically remove, and how that relates to your overall body contouring goals.

You’ll receive a number of injections, in a controlled pattern, at locations where your chin fan deposits have expanded the most. your chin fat cells absorb the combination enzyme-mild medication mixture, the fat cells harden, then over the next two weeks post-treatment your chin fat cells will begin to atrophy to become reabsorbed and then expelled by your body.

Reduce Total Chin Fat Cells And they Don’t come back.

Since necks and chins are difficult to exercise in any meaningful sense, the matter of increasing chin fat deposits over the years can confound the best of us, leaving us frustrated and disappointed with our appearance. So many factors come into play to make correction difficult. Lifestyle, family genetics, diet, stress, absence of free time for exercise due to family and work responsibilities and the list goes on.

A theory gaining traction within the medical community is that your body creates a finite number of fat cells, which remain in circulation in a smaller size. with an excess of calories over your burn rate fat cells absorb the additional energy increase, and begin their steady accumulation around our waist, buttocks, thigh, face and of course leads us to chin fat deposits. Message? Reduce or remove fat cells and you’ve reduced future potentials for fat aggregation.

Double Chin Reduction – How To Lose Chin Fat