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Polone: Reality TV Isn’t Real, and Why Viewers Don’t Care

  • 7/19/12 at 12:45 PM

The Jersey Shore boys, on the job.

Is reality real? René Descartes, The Matrix, and Inception have theorized that we can’t know if what we are experiencing is fake or not. but assuming that I’m not just a brain in a vat with electrodes stimulating my synapses and creating the illusion of this world, I can make at least one claim with great certainty: Reality TV is pretty fake. it isn’t as fake as scripted TV, but a viewer understands that a show like The Walking Dead isn’t a documentary – even if I wish it were. The big question is one of degree: When does “producing” a reality show cross the line into the territory of fabricating character, plot, and incident as one would with a scripted show? and does the distinction even matter?

While watching June’s season finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County, my experience in TV production told me that much of what went on during the fight-filled episode had to have been staged. The camera angles were too planned, the plot was too linear, the interpersonal drama too heightened. it was too unbelievably narratively convenient that Vicki and Tamara would erupt like volcanoes at the very end of the season. I called a top executive at a network with several hit docu-soaps to suggest that shows like RHOC are becoming too manipulated to be thought of as “reality.” but she disagreed, saying that reality arcs that feel like scripted arcs aren’t the producers’ doing … at least not entirely. “The reality characters self-produce, knowing that they need to be a heightened version of themselves,” she said. “they end up over-reacting. I can’t tell somebody to do things, but we know that we’re putting two people together that will have conflict. sometimes we’ll leak information to them [meaning things each character wouldn’t know that the other characters said or did, which may instigate a conflict] but we won’t tell them what to do.” When I pressed her on the practice of doing “pickups” — scenes shot after the fact, re-creating something that may have happened off-camera and placing them within the body of the show, as if they were shot contemporaneously with the other scenes — she explained that her producers won’t “re-create a fight but they can re-create the setup for a fight.” I asked her what she thought was going too far when it came to “producing” a scene, and she said, “one time a producer [on one of her shows] suggested to a character that he propose to his girlfriend [even though he had not previously considered doing so] and we said, ‘No’!  We thought it was ridiculous. If you watch The Bachelor, I think they are bullied into proposing. That’s too far.”

I went to another long-time reality producer with much experience working on multiple high-profile shows, who seemed chagrined at how the genre has been increasingly molded by producers and networks. She acknowledged that scenes in most shows are overmanipulated, explaining that “at the beginning of my career, we followed a true ‘cinema verite’ code and we truly let situations play out authentically … we would never reshoot a conversation for a second camera angle or have a couple reinvent a fight … but these days, that would get a producer fired off a show. Additionally, we had significantly more time to produce shows … now networks wants higher drama on lesser budgets. The fact is, producers must ensure that each episode has some kind of high-level, promo-worthy drama or it will be perceived that they simply did not do their job.” and, like the network executive, this producer sees how savvy the reality stars have become about delivering the needed performance. “a great cast absolutely knows that the bar is high for drama on TV,” she says. “they, too, watch their smug network execs watching monitors behind the camera and they know that they better deliver lest they be uninvited back for the following season — gasp! — and never have an US Weekly cover again.” though she certainly seemed dismayed by the increased falseness with these shows, she also felt that “as a producer, if I found out that someone was faking their drug addiction to get on Intervention (or pregnancy for Teen Mom), I’d find that appalling and I’d be highly suspicious of not only the series but of the producers as well. however, if the Kardashians or the Jersey Shore cast were lying about someone they slept with or some fight they had … I’m not sure I’d care (as a producer or viewer).”

When I was a small boy, I used to love watching professional wrestling, and I remember clearly the day my grandmother told me that this “sport” — which I thought was as legitimately competitive as other sports I watched on TV, like baseball and tennis — was in fact fake. I was crushed. more important, I stopped watching it then and there, not in protest but rather because there didn’t seem to be a point to it if the situations were completely contrived and the outcome preplanned. I think that is where the line ends up for me. When it was recently revealed that participants on HGTV’s House Hunters had already purchased one of the homes from which they were supposedly choosing and the other two possibilities were just their friends’ houses and weren’t for sale, I would have thought it would affect the perspective of the series’ viewers in the same way I was affected when my grandmother cruelly spilled the beans about my favorite masked wrestler. and yet, the ratings didn’t change after this news; that could mean most regular viewers never heard about it or, of course, that they just don’t care. maybe they would have a more negative response if there were a disclaimer at the top of the show stating that the events that follow are not real and have been staged to create drama. but maybe they would just shrug and go back to looking at people compare square footage.

I talked to someone with inside knowledge of Showtime’s Gigolos, a “reality show” billed as “an uncensored look into the personal and professional lives of five hot guys in Vegas who like to hang out, have fun and get girls, but in their case they get paid for it.” My source recounted similar stories about pickups being shot and producers suggesting ideas to the cast, but also noted that the women on the show aren’t regular clients of the gigolos as the viewers are led to believe; the producers find women willing to have sex with these guys on-camera and pay them $300 to do it, because actual women who hire male prostitutes want to keep it discreet. So, in a show purported to be about men who are paid by women to have sex, the producers are actually paying women to have sex with men whom the producers are also paying. (Showtime did not respond to a request for comment.) but while I was surprised by this, I don’t think the revelation would undermine Gigolos viewers’ interest; much like those who watch House Hunters may be more interested in house porn than veracity, people watch Gigolos for the sex, not a real insight into male prostitution. I guess the answer to the question of whether or not it matters that reality TV is fake or real depends on why the viewer is watching the show. If you just want to vicariously snoop around a bunch of different houses, it doesn’t matter if the people you’re following aren’t really in the market to buy a home; and if you’re watching a show to see attractive people have sex, it doesn’t really matter who’s paying whom to copulate. and, most certainly, if you find it funny or interesting to watch a couple of drunk, vapid, rich women who have had a lot of freaky plastic surgery yell at each other at a social gathering, you’ll still enjoy The Real Housewives of Orange County, no matter how “produced” the show has been.

Polone: Reality TV Isn’t Real, and Why Viewers Don’t Care

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‘Jersey Shore’ Star Deena Cortese Denies Plastic Surgery, Admits Nose Job

  • Twitter: Deena Nicole Cortese”Jersey Shore” Star Deena Nicole Cortese

March 30, 2012|9:44 am

“I have not got any plastic surgery … yes in the past I have had a nose job.” Cortese recently wrote via her Twitter page.

“I am not afraid to ADMIT I got plastic surgery. I thinned my eyebrows..and lost weight thanks to the @freshdiet .. and learned how to do my makeup..lighter eye shadow brings out my eyes..and highlight under my eyes gives an effect of higher cheek bones.. the end. If I get the nose job I’ll let ya know =]” she wrote.

The 25-year-old reality TV star recently came under fire after new photos displayed what some critics suspect is extensive facial plastic surgery.

Cortese has never been shy about her previous experiences with plastic surgery, once admitting that she underwent a surgical procedure to improve her nose.

“I actually had a nose job,” she previously told Page Six also adding that to people who get plastic surgery she says, “more power to you!”

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Cortese’s appearance has become a hot topic on social networking site Twitter with many users weighing in on the MTV’s star’s new look.

“OMG Deena from Jersey Shore looks like a diff person with all that surgery,” Laura Diaz Tweeted.

“@DeenaNicoleMTV you look so different then the Deena we see on Jersey Shore. love the new you!” Megan M tweeted.

“So deena from jersey shore got a nose job, she looks good with it tho so its cool lol,” Ashley Cintron tweeted.

Cortese once spoke out about her health routine, which has undoubtedly impacted her new appearance.

“I’ve just been watching my carbs and running…I definitely have lost weight since last season,” Cortese once told Hollywood Life.

‘Jersey Shore’ Star Deena Cortese Denies Plastic Surgery, Admits Nose Job

After Five Straight Seasons of Partying, Jersey Shore’s The Situation Heads to Rehab

It looks like The Situation finally got himself into one situation that he couldn’t handle. a source has just revealed to TMZ that Mike Sorrentino, he of Jersey Shore ab fame, has checked into an inpatient rehab program for substance abuse problems. Well, this will certainly throw yet another wrinkle into the newest season of Jersey Shore

For the record, his reps aren’t saying officially that he even has a problem. they said, he “has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule.” Hmm. Well, it certainly would not be a surprise if he’d developed an addiction after we’ve watched him party his way through what feels like 30 years of Jersey Shore. either way, here’s hoping he gets the help he needs. At least if he’s not drinking come the start of filming for season six, pregnant Snooki will have some company in her sobriety. [TMZ]

Jessica Simpson appeared on Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night, and, no, unfortunately, she didn’t give birth live on-air. (Or maybe fortunately.) But she did explain why she appears to be so insanely pregnant: She’s got a lot of amniotic fluid. She’s also got an interesting projection about what this means for when she finally goes into labor. she told Kimmel, “whenever my water breaks it’ll be like a fire hydrant!” Yowza. There’s a mental image for the ages. she also described the feeling of carrying this baby—yes, she swears it’s not twins—”I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo ha!” not that far off, actually. anyway, she’s reportedly due next month, so the wait is almost over. [Extra TV]

After laying off 30 people from her network, OWN, Oprah must have sensed that her staff was rattled by the changes, because today she held an OWN town hall meeting. she apparently explained to her remaining staff why the cuts were made: basically that she had to justify what the network was spending to a board of directors, and she had to get things in order before the company’s fiscal year ends on April 1 or things would get really hairy. all in all, being honest and straightforward with your staff sounds like a pretty humane thing to do, and she also reportedly gave those she fired very generous severance packages. God, I really hope she didn’t make them all look under their seats to discover their termi-NATION PACK-AAAHGES!!. [TMZ]

Meanwhile, Rosie O’Donnell released this video statement about the cancellation of her show on OWN. Despite reports that she and Oprah are on the outs, Ro manages to be pretty gracious and reasonable about the whole deal. she explains that basically they got off to the wrong start, and keeping the show up just didn’t make any financial sense. her closing line? “It’s not a nightmare, it’s a good thing.” what ever you say, Rosie! [HuffPo]

With her newly announced split from Peter Facinelli, things are a little topsy-turvy for Jennie Garth these days. she was spotted for the first time today without her wedding ring on, and she told Access Hollywood, “My life is a little hectic right now and my personal life is kind of crazy.” She’s about to start filming of her new reality series Jennie Garth: little Bit Country, which she says, is “what I need and what the girls need right now.” while the timing worked out suspiciously well, Garth says she had no idea she would be headed for divorce when she agreed to do the show. Boy, some TV executives have all the luck. [People]

After Five Straight Seasons of Partying, Jersey Shore’s The Situation Heads to Rehab

Deena Nicole News – Readers React: Do You Think ‘Jersey Shore’ Star Deena Nicole Recently Had Plastic Surgery? – Celebuzz

Jersey Shore‘s Deena Nicole Cortese debuted a new look at MTV’s Spring break party last week and the self-proclaimed “blast in a glass” have been facing rumors of undergoing plastic surgery ever since. Deena, who had a nose job years ago, took to Twitter to deny speculations of recently receiving more surgery, telling her Twitter followers that her new look is due to a combination of dieting and a new makeup regime.

Do you think Deena recent went under the knife? We took to our Facebook to hear what you had to say on the matter!

 Many Celebuzz reader thought the Jersey Shore meatball received facial injections rather than actual surgery. 

Delisa R. said: She looks like she got a lot of injectables.

Elizabeth S. said: its so obvious she did something (alot of something) she looks gross now

Barbara R. said: She looks like she as a mask on. She got work done you can tell. whoever did it isn’t that good.

Marisol M. said: she definetely got injectables on her face, cheeks & lips plus possible rhinoplasty…maybe even a forehead lift

Leighanne G. said: She got botox or something!

Amy Z. said: She definitely had work done…I’m not even going to get into her awful makeup!

Jeff L. said: I agree, she looks puffy.

Dominique V. said: yes and no…no surgery but mass botox and fillers!!!

Erika G. said: They don’t consider injectables “surgery” so she’s not lying! *wink*

However, a few readers also sided with Deena.

Tattiana W. said: its called makeup!!

Jennifer V. said: I think the only thing different is her hair color and makeup, she still looks the same to me.

Amanda Z. said: She just looks skinner

Lisa Y. said: it looks like a makeup change to me, and a weird expression.

Botox or not, there’s one addition to Deena that every one can agree on! On Thursday, the starlet showed off her new teeth to fans. She tweeted before and after photos, adding:

Yay :) twitter.com/DeenaNicoleMTV…

— Deena Nicole Cortese (@DeenaNicoleMTV) March 29, 2012

Do you think Deena’s telling the truth when she says that she didn’t get plastic surgery? Continue the debate in the comments below!

Source: Wenn

Deena Nicole News – Readers React: Do You Think ‘Jersey Shore’ Star Deena Nicole Recently Had Plastic Surgery? – Celebuzz

Jersey Shore Producer Says Snooki Is “Pregnant, Not Dead!” Deena Nicole Denies Plastic Surgery! – Reality Tea

It’s a whole new world, Snooki is pregnant and Jersey Shore will continue to film with her this year. since the show is so reliant on drunken plotlines, many of us were surprised to hear Snooki was coming back, but what do ya know? Contracts are a powerful thing.

Show producer Sally Ann Salsano tells Zap2It that everyone needs to calm down, and Snooki can still have fun at the shore. “She’s pregnant, not dead.” she insists that the show won’t work around her pregnancy or hide it, “We’re not ‘Friends’ — we can’t have [Snooki] hide behind a big purse and pretend it didn’t happen. It’s a reality show — you follow what happens in their lives.”

As for the bizarre image of a baby bumped Snooki sipping cranberry juice out of those ubiquitous plastic cups at Karma, Sally Ann insists that this is totally normal. “this can be like her last hurrah. Everyone takes that last vacation before the kids. so this is essentially Snooki’s last summer at the shore without a baby.”

Yes, all pregnant mothers love to go clubbing! It’s so natural. While the producer isn’t batting an eye, Snooki’s castmates do admit to being a bit weirded out. in an interview with People, Vinny Guadagnino says he was surprised by the news, “I had no idea. actually people would call me, like, ‘Is the show still gonna work?’…And I was like, ‘what are you talking about, she’s not pregnant.’ and then all of the sudden, that whole thing came out and I was like, oh my God.”

Oh my god is right! That’s the reaction most folks probably had. Vinny does think that “She’ll be a great mom.” and that this was a needed transition in Snooki’s life, adding “I think this is a good wakeup call, so I think she’ll be cool.”

Not content to stay out of the spotlight, cast member and Snooki wannabe Deena Nicole Cortese has been making headlines for having, what appears to be, a brand new face. Deena, who usually has a fuller face, was photographed out and about looking not only thinner but like her face had been molded by a professional. like all celebrities, Deena denies having any work done, other than a nose job.

She tweeted, “just to let ya know..I have not got any plastic surgery. yes in the past i have had a nose job..and i am not against plastic surgery at all..i have thought about getting it redone to round the tip but haven’t yet..and don’t know if I am.”

She credits her transformation as the result of “eyebrow thinning,” makeup lessons, and a new diet.

[Photos Credit: WENN]

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Jersey Shore Producer Says Snooki Is “Pregnant, Not Dead!” Deena Nicole Denies Plastic Surgery! – Reality Tea

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Busting Liu, Snooki's bust, and a sleepy photo of a mobster who used to be 'gorgeous'

Each day, the new York tabloids vie to sell readers at the newsstands on outrageous headlines, dramatic photography, and, occasionally, great reporting. Who is today’s winner?

New York Post: there are several kinds of great headlines for tabloids, and the Post has always been among the great practitioners of the form. Today, one kind comes to the surface: without being explicitly dirty, it’s … graphic, and mean.

It’s “Jersey spore!” Yes, it’s about Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi, star of the popular MTV reality show Jersey Shore, and the news from Page six is that she is, indeed, pregnant. Next to a picture of her in a cleavage-cleaving bikini top, there’s the Page six logo and a dek that reads “Snooki pregnant—and wants to cash in on kid.”

Now, this is not quite a clean break. The notion that Snooki was pregnant first took hold in a report in Star magazine, as the Page six item itself explains; Snooki denied the rumor then in an appearance on the “Opie & Anthony” show. The real advance in the Page six report is an anonymously sourced claim that she was lying then, and that in fact she has been attempting to make a deal to come clean with several magazines, finally landing a deal with us. Page six also reports that the news has sent MTV into a tailspin, since they have just started filming a new spinoff show in which Snooki and her friend Jenni “JWoww” Farley live together in a converted Jersey City firehouse, presumably to party their way through their young 20s together for the cameras. Pregnancy could scotch the magic, sources seem to indicate to Page six. We’ll see how many more back-and-forths Snooki can get on this before her P.R. plans fall to pieces altogether.

Less in doubt was yesterday’s news that city comptroller John Liu’s campaign treasurer was indicted by the feds for shady fund-raising practices. here the Post decides to riff on a quote from St. Paul’s first letter to Timothy: “FILTHY LIU-CRE” reads the main hed, in big black type in a thick black box. There’s a smallish picture of the comptroller next to a dek that reads: “Feds bust reeling pol’s treasurer in campaign ‘$cam’.”

The scare-quotes around “$cam” are a bit of self-protection: His treasurer, Jia (Jenny) Hou, has been accused by the feds, who in the indictment they released provided lots of fodder for a press prosecution, including electronic messages in various formats to real donors and straw donors alike instructing them on how to help the campaign avoid scrutiny for skirting individual campaign-contribution limits, including attempting to replicate the handwriting of straw donors, sending money orders with nonconsecutive serial numbers and more. but since this is still only an accusation by prosecutors, the quotes are needed for the sake of … objectivity. It’s a practice the paper may as well drop, since “FILTHY LIU-CRE” probably also would need scare quotes if the paper were to be consistent. Nevertheless, it’s a good one.

Now I’m trying to figure out what happened with the left-hand sidebar. I’ll stipulate that everyone knows cute pets get readers. but cute pets is not a hard beat: if you wanted cute pets on your front page, you could have them, every single day. why did we need one today? Lists also sell, and this is, in theory, a list: The American Kennel Club released its list of the top purebreds registered with the association in new York this past year, and the results, unsurprisingly, are that small yippy dogs that fit in small apartments dominate, with an exception for certain retriever breeds and the Rottweiler. but lists, too, can happen any day.

One of the reasons this struck me as odd is that a perfectly timely story that accomplishes roughly the same thing was readily available to them: The mother and daughter, whom the Post first profiled last leap year, both born on Feb. 29. They check in on the birthday festivities and brought along a photographer, too. For the kind of front-page “good news” glurge the paper was probably looking for to help wash off Snooki and the “crook,” it seems a little less random. Anyway, here’s a Yorkshire terrier (favorite of Post columnist Cindy Adams) under the headline “NYC’s top 10 dogs.”

Daily News: Here’s a thing about “exclusive” photos: They are interesting as exclusives when the photos are actually interesting, and not gettable anywhere else. Photos of disasters, of crimes in process, photos documenting facts not yet reported elsewhere—photos of stars doing lines of cocaine, or kissing their not-spouses on a beach, or terrible accident victims post-plastic surgery, or conjoined twins—you get the idea. The exclusive is not in itself what makes it interesting; it just highlights the achievement of being the only venue in which to see something everyone wants to see.

The photo that takes up much of today’s Daily News is a glamor shot of convicted gangster Vincent (Vinny Gorgeous) Basciano taken at the Colorado prison in which he is presently incarcerated. The conceit is supposed to be that he looks great, though I would challenge the vast majority of readers to identify Basciano from a picture taken before he went to prison.

Mob stories are great stories, as everyone knows. but little facts about the prison life of mobsters already long off the block aren’t. and photos that only show him waving at the camera, before a bland beige floor and wall, are not compelling front-page photography. I don’t care that it’s exclusive; it’s like the front page of my Daily News today has a Facebook profile photo of a distant cousin of mine. The headline, “Still gorgeous,” is also a weird choice, to me. It’s as though they decided not to put it in all caps because on some level they knew the story didn’t deserve that kind of oversell. They’re probably right.

You might think with yesterday being a pretty good local news day the News would have found a way to get something in about the teacher reports, or about John Liu’s treasurer, or something. but instead, a blue box with a silhouette of Mitt Romney lands with the thudding headline “MITT TAKES MICH., ARIZ.” and a story about Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine’s razzing of the Yankees yesterday during a spring training interview has a similar picture of him under the words “BOBBY SOX YANKS.” It’s a pun, I guess, on “bobby socks,” for what it’s worth. The whole thing is a snooze.

Observations: no contest today.

Winner: new York Post.

Busting Liu, Snooki's bust, and a sleepy photo of a mobster who used to be 'gorgeous'

News: Italian Mayor Makes Jersey Shore Laws

The Black Eyed Peas are opening a school in lower Manhattan that will offer music and video production courses to local teenagers. Classes at the Peapod Adobe Youth Voices academy will begin this July.  {AP}

Get in the mood for summer shorts, romps and bike rides with Jack Wills’ new online video ad campaign. {JackWills}

Check out Katherine Power’s house.  The Creative Director of Who What Wear has one enviable closet! {Refinery29}

The cast of The Jersey Shore will officially land in Italy on May 9th to begin filming the new season, but not without a few ground rules being put forth by the Mayor of Florence Matteo Renzi. A few of the guidelines for filming in the city include things like, no drinking in public on camera and no shooting in bars or clubs. they must also showcase the food and culture of the city as well as interact with local residents. {NYPost}

A lesson in posing from the Man Repller.  {ManRepeller}

News: Italian Mayor Makes Jersey Shore Laws

5 Young Celebrities Who Look Like Grandmas

If you’re trying to look older, just follow the examples set by these five celebrities who look twice their age. a steady combination of cigarettes, tanning, bad plastic surgery, and open bars will wreak havoc on the body.

You’d think someone would’ve warned these ladies that they’re looking more like Keith Richards than Denise Richards, but no. these five young women don’t seem to care what they look like in daylight as long as their nights are filled with fun. Even the prettiest 20-something can end up looking like a 40-year-old divorcee with a pill habit if she doesn’t take care of herself. unfortunately, that’s what’s happened to these young starlets.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi: the 23-year-old star of the Jersey Shore sometimes reminds us of a shrunken old grandma, and her outfits and hair-poof don’t help. G.T.L. has caught up with this reality star whose perma-tan and hangover make her look like she’s 23 going on 80.

Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson: the Black Eyed Peas singer will be 36 this month, but her puffy face and too-toned body make her look like a ragged 45-year-old who’s sleeping with her personal trainer and her plastic surgeon. Fergie is an attractive woman (and her husband is smokin’) but she needs to lay off the Botox and get back to looking Fergilicious.

Lindsay Lohan: a steady diet of Diet Coke, Grey Goose, and Marlboros can turn a 24-year-old face into a catcher’s mitt. Linds is beyond gorgeous but the partying is catching up with her, and fast. recently we’ve seen the young star try to compensate with Botox and lip fillers, which only make her look older.

Heidi Montag: May she be a warning to any young girl out there thinking of going under the knife. the 24-year-old boasted about getting 10 plastic surgeries in one day to transform her looks, but it all went so horribly wrong. Heidi was adorable on the first season of the Hills, and now it’s hard to look at her. she looks great for a 90-year-old.

Willow Smith: Neither partying nor cosmetic surgeries has aged this young star (we hope!), but for some reason I find it impossible to believe that this articulate and talented young lady is only 10 years old. I think she’s more mature than half of my friends, and richer, too.

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