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What Stripping Says About Octomom’s Earning Potential

“What’s a mother of 14 to do when times get tough?” asks the NY Daily News of “Octomom” Nadya Suleman. “Anything, apparently.”

But just what is “anything” for Octomom? With limited resources, outsized fame and an overwhelming demand on her time by her kids, could Nadya Suleman really hold down a job in the real world or is taking her clothes off for cash the best decision she ever made as a parent?

This week it was announced that Suleman will be appearing for a brief engagement at the Palm Beach, Florida strip club T’s Lounge, which has hosted other quasi-celebrities in the past, including the Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher, Tiger Woods’ mistress Joslyn James and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.

While it hasn’t been reported how much the mega-mama will be paid, Forbes contributor Susannah Breslin pointed me in the direction of an exotic dancer, Bubbles, who says $10,000 is the high end of the earning spectrum. “It could be anywhere from $1500-$10000,” says Bubbles, who blogs by day and dances by night. “Certainly not, say, Playboy centerfold money.”

Last month, after filing for bankruptcy, Suleman filmed an adult movie, a gig that earned her upwards of $10,000. “Any job I’m fortunate enough to get is for the kids,” Suleman said at the time. “If I had no kids, I’d be in school trying to get my Ph.D. right now.”

Problem is, she does have kids: 14 of them under the age of 10. Meaning that, even if Suleman put her bachelor’s degree to work and found employment in early childhood education, she’d have to look for a hell of a babysitter. and in America childcare doesn’t come cheap; the Census average is $138 per week. With 14 kids enrolled, even with a considerable discount, that’s a cost of more than $1,000 a week for the Suleman kids. No, daycare just isn’t an option in their household. Flexible hours are a must.

Still, we want her to have a normal job—one that doesn’t involve nudity. She could be a bartender, of course, but the BLS reports that the mean annual salary peaks at $21,550. She could become an off-hours home health aide and her salary could jump to $21,820. or she could even be a blackjack dealer at the local casino (there are plenty within an hour of her La Habra, California home) and pull in $21,930 annually.

When Suleman filed for bankruptcy last month I reached out to family attorney Carmen Eiker, a partner at the Family Law firm of McCurley Orsinger McCurley Nelson & Downing to see where the law stands on what a mother should (or shouldn’t) do to provide for her children. “Going forward we’ll see if she’s learned from this experience,” Eiker told me, suggesting that Suleman seek financial counseling to rectify her financial situation. “We hope she gets some sound advice and starts making good financial choices for her family,” she said.

Judgments of propriety aside, no one can debate the fact that earning in five nights what she might otherwise earn in six months isn’t a good financial choice for her family. Eiker agrees that how she makes her money is less important than that she make it. “As long as her activity is in fact legal—even if it’s not something society looks upon favorably—those are her decisions to make as a mother.”

What Stripping Says About Octomom’s Earning Potential

Secrets of the Dictator’s Mistress

Well kept, beautiful, young and trained in covert affairs. The mistress of the dictator kept secrets. Secrets about her lover, secrets about her country and secrets about the men who would behead the dictator.

Secrets about other countries, were often overhead, covert affairs against other countries. Secret meetings about world affairs. there were times when she wished she was the wife and didn’t have to know the secrets With each secret she becomes more fearful.

We will call her Delphina and we will not disclose the country, the man, the woman, or the secrets.

Everyone had a double, the sons, the father, even one or two of the top dignitaries had a forced twin Plastic surgery was common, dental implants as well. On a good day, it was hard to know who was who from a distance, unless you were alert. and on some days, even the little things, were shared by the forced twins

When there was a problem, there was always a twin available to take the heat should any complications arise.

From the darkest of nights to the brightest mornings, deceit, was always behind a door. from the day meetings to the royal evening events, the running of a country was massive. The thoughts and desires for the fall of the enemy, was always in the back of his mind.

The wife sits and stairs out the window. What is she thinking? No one knows. She only speaks to immediate family members and rarely goes outside the palace. She was once a beautiful woman, childbirth had taken it’s toll.

The mistress wonders, if she would be different, if she were the wife? She is considered a whore by all who know of her relationship with the dictator. yet she is tolerated, while other women who perform the same task are stoned. sometimes, when she makes his nights really special, she is granted permission to visit the West. She is watched every minute. She purchases sexy garments that will please the dictator, only to return home, with her head and face covered so as not to be recognized, or worst stoned by those in her country.

Women who knew were jealous, women who cared about her, were frighten. not all nights with the dictator ended in harmony. His moods, his worries, his secret fears, all worked against the relationship.

The mistress sits in her luxury suite and wonders if she will come out alive, there are so many secrets. and with each secret, she has to worry about her own safety.

She wonders, what will be her fate. Of course she is far more discrete, then the whores, for the sons. yet still, when the sun sets, she is still the mistress of the Dictator. towards the end she wondered, was it wrong to secretly wish for his death, in order to live without fear?

Secrets of the Dictator’s Mistress