The BrewMan has been working ot on keeping us up to date, thanks Brewskie (King as well).
Here is a great catch by the King of BrewsFrom the BrewMan..
“when in China, enjoy the visit, but don’t touch the food…”
I’m going to be sick. I’ve seen and heard plastic surgery taken too far: Wacho Jacko’s grisly transformation via a million knife cuts, “pepperoni boob jobs,” etc.; but China, in its usual fashion of jetting itself into the #1 grotesque, fat balarog overlord, has yet managed to do it yet again…!
I take the thought of ink in my noodles, I can stand the danger of a “time bomb” watermelon blowing up in my hands, and I can (barely) stand on my two feet when cow’s milk becomes baby milk; but I cannot, will not, absolutely will not phantom the delivery of Michael Jackson carvery knifed on my food: plastic surgery that turns a duck… into a goose!
“In Guangdong, because a domesticate goose costs twice as much as a duck, restaurants that serve roast geese usually pass ducks off as geese. After their feathers are plucked and their feet are choped off, the two birds look quite the same, except that a Chinese domestic goose may be readily distinguished from a duck by the large knob at the base of the bill. some unscrupulous businesses would emplace implants into a duck’s head to create the knob, and even press the relatively slim rear end of a duck against the iron plate to make it as wide as that of a goose.
According to a chef who divulged the secret to the reporter, not all ducks are ideal substitutes for geese. Only white ducks that are fat and big can be chosen. Making a fake knob is the key. the ‘implant’ is usually duck’s or chicken’s heart, or even cartilage off duck’s bone. this chef picked a duck’s heart and used a knife to carve the heart to the size of a knob before he started the emplacement.”
Ministry of Tofu even includes graphic pics of the transformation being conducted. I’m sick. I think I’m going to grab a monster bowl of mash potatoes, scoop out a shit load, finely mold it into a mountain…
(oh yeah, the pic of is some kid urinating inside the subway)